Ex-wife! My youngest son Jamarl was very upset when my wife and I separated. After being together for all eight years of his life he just couldn’t understand why we couldn’t resolve our differences. I remember one day he walked over to me and asked, Jamarl: “Dad…What’s an orgasm?” Me: “What?” Jamarl: “An orgasm dad, an orgasm.” Me: “Were did you hear that word?” Jamarl: “I heard it from mom. She was talking to someone on the telephone and she said that you couldn’t give her one and that’s the reason why she left you…. Dad, I have an idea. I’ll save up my allowance and help you buy an orgasm.”