WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE A STURGEON features the wrong things that kids write that are sometimes hilarious. Take this compliment to a teacher: "Dear Ms. Williams, youo ar da best teecher i evere head." Or consider this restatement of the popular sayingt: "Don't bite the hand that ... looks dirty." Learning "write from wrong" can be very confusing for kids. Often the results are laugh-aloud funny, unintentionally clever, or accidentally wise. This charming book of blunders is comprised of submissions by parents and teachers of their "favorites" and expresses the timeless truth that the most strange and wonderful things often come from the minds of children. So get prepared to laugh and have fun as you read about all the wrong things that kids write and think is right!About the Author: Gini Graham Scott has published over 50 books with mainstream publishers, focusing on social trends, work and business relationships, and personal and professional development. She has previously written a series of picture books for kids, including The Battle of Suki and Torvi and The Wall. Her humor books have included Do You Look Like Your Dog? She has gained extensive media interest for previous books, including appearances on Good Morning America, Oprah, Montel Williams, CNN, and hundreds of radio interviews. She has frequently been quoted by the media and has set up websites to promote her most recent books, featured at www.ginigrahamscott.com and www.changemakerspublishingandwriting.com. As of this writing, she has about 75,000 listings in Google Search Results. She has been a regular Huffington Post blogger since December 2012, and a Facebook page features her books and films at www.facebook.com/changemakerspublishing. She has written, produced, and sometimes directed over 60 short videos, which are featured on her Changemakers Productions website at www.changemakersproductions.com and on YouTube at www.youtube.com/changemakersprod. Her screenplays, mostly in the drama, crime, legal thriller, and sci-fi genres, include several that are in pre-production: Deadly Affair and Rich and Dead. Other scripts include The New Child, New Identity, and Dead No More which are in development with trailers and business plans. She has a PhD in sociology from U.C. Berkeley and MAs in anthropology, pop culture and lifestyles, organizational/consumer/audience behavior, and recreation and tourism from Cal State, East Bay. She is obtaining an additional MA in communications in 2016.