DAMNED IF I DO, DAMNED IF I DON'T is a dark, satirical comedy that follows a morally conflicted young man whose obsession with finding a quick and permanent exit from his ill-fated life leads to a desperate search for salvation. As each of his feeble attempts at an escape goes terribly and amusingly wrong, he relies on alcoholism and apathy to tolerate his degenerate family, manic friends, and mundane career. When his boss hires an adventurous, sexually depraved young woman to work alongside him, the two make an unlikely connection that pushes each of them to explore what, if anything, is worth living for. *This edition includes updated content, refreshed layout and design, and a special interview with the author!About the Author: Robert S. Gerleman is a professional writer and editor. He earned his B.A. in English from Humboldt State University and is a graduate of the Stanford University Writer's Studio. "Damned If I Do, Damned If I Don't" is his first novel. Robert currently resides in San Francisco, CA.