Be careful what you wish for. Your dream might come true. This is a humorous story about Chad Smith who had his greatest hope fulfilled but with results he could never have imagined. His ambition was to play ball in the Major League. Only one thing held him back from playing professional baseball in the majors. Through a freak accident this shortcoming is removed but the transformation leads to an unorthodox style of play. His success arouses a number of emotions in the other players, team managers and owners of the baseball teams. He is swept away into a beehive of controversy.About the Author: It's not necessary to be of Scandanavian descent to be brought up in a small town in North Dakota but it helps. That way you don't stand out in the community. Humor is the only defense against losing your mental balance if you are living on the frozen prairie, regularly attending the local Lutheran Church where everything but breathing seems to be a sin and there is no live entertainment. Escaping at seventeen by enlisting in the military was the only solution. Honing a sense of humor to a fine point was accomplished by living and going to college in New York city. Twenty years of subway and suburban commuting required a certain whimsical attitude to get along with the crowd. Writing humorous novels came kind of naturally. Social satire is the result. Using scientific facts and twisting them to an almost unrecognizable state creates the platform for the humor. Outrageous behavior results when one is confronted with unbelievable circumstances. A sense of humor bordering on the edge of hysteria suits best for novels of wild imagination.