When God cheats at Scrabble, does Hell freeze over? After 14 billion years of cleaning up after God, the Devil descends into a mid-life crisis. Before she can settle into that perfect state of self-pity, a Buddhist Hungry Ghost steals the Software that Runs the Universe. And it all goes to Hell from there. She quickly assembles her crisis team: - St. Peter - hacked his way out of Purgatory, been running Heaven ever since - Valerie - a Seattle cookbook editor, changed forever by the Cookbook from Hell - Eric - her IT guy, now sees his formidable boss in a whole new light - Henrietta - a foot-tall angel with a talking disorder-she never shuts up - The Librarian from Hell - Assorted demons, angels, philosophers, and other persons both dead and living From the Pacific Northwest, to Hell, Heaven, and back. Let the race to stop Armageddon begin.