A certain strain of crazy Christian has always loudly shouted that D&D and other role playing games are dark magic. Instead of seeing it for what it is--a delightful, social, imaginative pastime--they embarrass themselves and their faith with a paranoia that borders on psychosis. Rather than yelling at them, Leveling Up turns the other cheek, and takes it to a whole 'nother level of crazy. What if it *was* real? And what if, in that bizarre mashup between reality and D&D where this stuff is real, you wanted to be a--wait for it---Christian cleric? Want to know what that would look like? Want to know the ins and outs of living la vida cleric? Here, priced at just a handful of silver pieces, is the scroll you've been looking for to start that journey. What alignment do you need to be? What does it mean to be a support class? Why are we stuck with blunt-edged weapons? These questions and more are answered within. And magic? Yeah, we got your magic right here. For no extra charge, we throw in a bona fide spell book filled with everything you'll need to begin your exciting career as a Christian Cleric. So venture in, my friends. It's a class open to all.About the Author: In this plane of existence, David Williams is a level eight cleric working for the Deity in the Presbyterian Church (USA). Currently a doctoral student at Wesley Theological Seminary, he's also driven forklifts, taught games of skill and chance in Colonial Williamsburg, and managed a major research grantmaking program at the Aspen Institute. He now serves a little church that is, like the TARDIS, much bigger on the inside. He likes his motorcycles dirty, his coffee strong, and his beers hoppy. He blogs at www.belovedspear.org and lives in Annandale, Virginia, with his wife and sons.