"Leapin' lizards, Miss Plumtartt, we've got big trouble, really big trouble!" "Indeed, Mr. Temperance, for unethical experiments carried out in this remote locale, somewhere south of Nippon, has left this Monstrous Isle aswarm with uncanny creatures of titanic dimensions, eh hem?" "Yes, Ma'am, Miss Plumtartt, Ma'am, and if we ain't careful, one extra jumbo-sized mega-reptile is going to run rampant all over our unsuspecting planet!" "Then let us gather what comrades we may, however unlikely they be, and face this, the greatest of your challenges: Ichabod Temperance versus the Monarch of all Monsters!"About the Author: Ichabod Temperance is a silly little fellow living in picturesque Irondale, Alabama, with his lovely, gracious and kind muse, Miss Persephone Plumtartt, and their furry pack family. His uncanny Trans-temporal-universo-scriptometer allows him to publish his adventures in our timeline.