Bitingly funny and sassy, this calendar pairs vintage aesthetics with a witty quip to help you make it through another day. Each daily page features a hilarious, relatable wisecrack on topics ranging from friendships, job crazies, pesky grown-up responsibilities, dieting, cocktails, the "joys" of aging, and more. The calendar's sarcastic witticisms will keep you laughing all year. Features include: 6" x 5.125" page sizeRecyclable plastic-free easel backer for desk or tabletop displayPrinted on FSC certified paper with soy-based inkFull-color tear-off pagesBack of pages are blank for notes or shopping listsDay/date reference on each pageCombined weekend pagesOfficial major world holidays and observancesSnappy snark with a retro art style