The Book of Rah is a dark comedy collection of debaucherous stories, quotes that are straight to hell and words of no wisdom. The book is 70% based on true stories, 40% actually true stories, 10% miscalculation but 100% complete mayhem. - The book could teach you how to win and lose 10,000 dollars in 24hrs on illegal gambling - The do's and don'ts of buying coke in Mexico - What to do if you wake up with three penguins in your bedroom - How to take the perfect selfie while running from a bear - And many other ridiculous hacks and life lessons "This is the greatest book that you've never read. It has an extremely dark sense of humor, so if you still got your virginity you'll definitely lose it reading this book." - Ace, self-proclaimed CMA (Chief Motherfu**ing Author) of The Book of Rah. Find out more at: http: //www.thebookofrah.com/About the Author: Ace Gyllenspetz recently quit his job as Union representative at Santa's Workshop. Ace was quickly taken into custody after being found intoxicated on a reindeer looking for an illegal street race. Ace decided to take this downtime to release a pet project, The Book of Rah.