Don't Piss Me Off! I Know How to Castrate is a great notebook with a matte bold colorful cover, and with 118 blank lined pages can be used as a journal, diary, note book, write down your thoughts and dream, happy memories or use it for any creative writing ideas! Funny Gag Gift For any Vet or Animal Lover, Birthday card alternative for friend or coworker 118 page blank lined journal paper. Makes a great gift for any family member or friend, Birthday, Mothers Day, Thanksgiving, Appreciation or even Christmas! Great for all ages, adult, and teens. A nice present for yourself too!Specifications: Matte Cover Finish6" x 9" easy carry compact size118 lined pages