In other words, call before coming over! A humorous table read for those who are thankful to have friends and family, but fear they might show up a little too often. Makes a great housewarming gift, open house gift, wedding gift, new house or apartment gift, or funny present for in-laws. *** This journal alternates between 4 LINED pages for writing and 2 BLANK pages for sketching/drawing throughout - no text. Size 5.2" x 0.2" x 8" with 110 pages total. *** Not only does it make a great coffee table book, but its pages can be used as a diary of milestones, a record of special memories, a place for random sketches and diagrams, a very long bucket list, a notebook for tips and tricks, or all of the above. Make the gift even more special by writing a note or two of your own and tucking a little cash or gift certificate into the folds. ** Bulk orders of 25 or more are available for all titles at a discount directly from the publisher, Write Run Books, for corporate offerings, special event gifts, party favors for groups, educational gifts, conference and convention hand-outs, promotional items, and charitable giveaways There is NO TEXT on the BACK COVER.