PIG is a Hairy Snotter

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Pig finally gets to go on his surfing holiday with the school. (He got the holiday because he was in the Head Teacher's Secret Toilet without asking. No, we don't understand that, either.)While Pig is away, Suki tells him that he has lost his bedroom. Mum has got rid of all his stuff and from now on he will have to live under the stairs. This must be Bob's Revenge. What can Pig do?