From the team who brought you How to Poo at Work and How to Bonk in PublicBursting with useful advice that you'll need to have any chance of getting it on in the workplace, this guide starts with the Golden Rules of Workplace Fornication and follows up with many practical, real-life examples, showing you not only how to do it, but how to enjoy getting the job done while you're on the job. It details exactly what to do in such realistic scenarios as: you only have a five-minute break, you are stuck in a meeting, you want to leave early, you arrive late, you hear someone approaching, you make a mess, and someone else makes a mess. It also includes advice in selecting your bonk partner, the best places to bonk at work, and the Office Bonkasutra--more than 50 positions! All are complemented by useful diagrams, expert opinions, and testimonials.