"An energetic romp through a young boy's comedic quest and a warmly told tale of youth and family."-Kirkus Reviews"Michael Crouch delivers an impressive narration of this whimsical children's story...perfect for young listeners." (audiobook edition)-AudioFile Magazine"Reminded me of Frindle but steers in a more humorous direction"-Bookworm for KidsWhy would anyone need six thousand doughnuts?Big family...little house... Fifth-grader Abe Mitchell is fed up with sharing. All he wants is something to call his own. And he just might get it when he finds a loophole in the fine print of a doughnut shop coupon. Abe thinks it entitles him to a fresh-baked mountain of crullers, dunkers, and chocolate-frosteds. But cashing in means war with Marlene Paczki, the daughter of the doughnut shop owner and Abe's new crush.