PREPARE TO GET SQUIRRELY! Robert was a simple insurance salesman whose life did not really amount to much. He hated his job and spent his days wallowing in self-pity. One day, Robert tried to run a squirrel over with his car in anger, but to God, that was the last straw. The man had to be punished. God turned Robert into a squirrel and sent him to a cutesy cartoon squirrel village until he would learn his lesson. Will Robert ever become human again, or will his life be forced to mimic Saturday morning cartoons?! Find out in this humorous story by T.K. Wade.