Boy-meets-girl used to mean encountering your date without being able to hide behind a screen, without using filters. Gillian started dating before the internet. A time before swiping left or right, unsolicited pictures, ironically cliché pickup lines written on a profile no one will actually take the time to read, and unexpected ghosting.Eddie hooked up with her best friend. Bill was a psycho with a hero complex. Mitch only wanted what he couldn't have, and Markus might have been the one who got away. Gillian wondered if she was the problem.Two decades later, the dating scene has undergone a massive makeover, but the "ol' hag" underneath stayed the same. This book highlights the annoying, yet comical, personal details of Gillian's exploits in her quest to find her elusive twin flame, but in the end, Gillian realizes, It's Not Me, It's You!