How to be a lousy host Are you tired of being the perfect host? Do you want to make a good impression, but don't know how? Do you want your guests to leave as soon as possible? If so, this book is for you! In "How to be a bad host", you'll learn how to be obnoxious, acidic, sarcastic, and rude during Christmas. With these tips, you'll be able to make your guests uncomfortable, unhappy, and ultimately want to go home. Here are some tips to get you started: Don't go out of your way to prepare food. Serve cold, reheated food or, better yet, none at all!Don't play Christmas music or decorations. Make your guests feel like they're in an office or library.Don't be friendly or welcoming. Be cold, aloof and sometimes even rude.With a little practice, you can become a lousy Christmas host. Your guests will hate you, but you'll have a great time. What are you waiting for, buy this book today and start enjoying Christmas! Features: Practical tips on how to be a lousy hostAcid and sarcastic humorIdeal for those who want to make a good impression? Or not!Who should read it? Anyone who wants to be a lousy hostPeople who enjoy making others feel uncomfortablePeople who hate Christmas