Wake up, kick ass, and conquer your year with this f*cking planner!Veni, vidi, vici. Get your sh*t together with a sarcastic and humorous swear planner that says it like it is while keeping you organized. Packed with motivational profanity and lots of funny swearing stickers, this 2024 engagement calendar will help you seize the day like a badass, keep track of important appointments and events, and tackle your damn goals--maybe swearing will help! Gift this carpe diem organizer to your foul-mouthed friends and family as a holiday stocking stuffer or white elephant gag gift or keep it for yourself and get f*cking inspired for the year ahead!17-MONTH WEEKLY PLANNER (AUGUST 2023 - DECEMBER 2024)Four planner sticker sheets with over 350 funny and practical swear word journal stickers with quality adhesive for adults6" x 8" planner with durable hardcover and double spiral wire-o binding for easy, lay-flat writingElastic band closureEnvironmentally responsible, FSC certified and smudge-free paperMonthly and weekly calendar grids with ample writing space and "noteworthy sh*t" listsNotes pagesMonthly goals pagesHolidays and observancesYear at a glance