Cats are cuddly, furry, purry and loveable. They also happen to be the keepers of their own destiny--and utterly untrainable. So, if you're going to make it as a cat owner, you're going to need survival skills. Reassure yourself: You'll never have a more loyal companion (as long as you're feeding it). Think positively: If the cat claws holes in your curtains, at least it wasn't your legs. This mischievous little book will help see you through your years as a cat owner with tongue-in-cheek advice and cheeky illustrations.