Were you ever the victim of a cruel knitting-pattern experiment as a child? Or even worse, as an adult? Stitched Up is a tribute to victims forever trapped in this dead zone of dropped stitches--families doomed to walk the earth in matching pullovers, young women enveloped in floor-length cardigan dresses, tank tops that look like placemats, and that blight of a generation that cannot speak its name--the hooded poncho. Help relieve a secret sufferer with this handy set of postcards--it's good to know you weren't the worst.